deslack.com

Five years ago, Deslack was not much of a common nickname. A quick whip at Google would list a few of my past websites. So, on a fine friday morning, I decided to give it another whip, now that I have recently purchased this domain.

Boy, was I about to be surprised. It led me to an ancient, but intersting conversation I had with a friend.

Oh, and by the way, not intended for minors.

It started when she showed me this.

Kay: “He wrote, ‘Oh my God I want to **** both of you, I want to watch you ******* each other’s ******* and ******** on my *** ****, then ******* me. I want one of you ****** me and the other ******* ** my ****. I’m gonna give you both the best ******* ever. I want you right now, send me a naughty picture”
Deslack: men would fare better with less of the likes of him.
Kay: wanna fill in the blanks???
Deslack: kay, jom main fill in the blanks?
Kay: ok i go first
Kay: duck
Deslack: next, dinger
Kay: lol
Kay: “He wrote, ‘Oh my God I want to duck both of you, I want to watch you dinger each other’s ******* and ******** on my *** ****, then ******* me. I want one of you ****** me and the other ******* ** my ****. I’m gonna give you both the best ******* ever. I want you right now, send me a naughty picture”
Kay: i seriously aint got a clue for the next one
Kay: armpits?
Deslack: oussies?
Kay: ah yes!
Kay: i tot it was faginasss
Kay: “He wrote, ‘Oh my God I want to duck both of you, I want to watch you dinger each other’s oussies and ******** on my *** ****, then ******* me. I want one of you ****** me and the other ******* ** my ****. I’m gonna give you both the best ******* ever. I want you right now, send me a naughty picture”
Deslack: u know why nerds don’t get laid?
Kay: they go technical on the dirty talks?
Deslack: yeah
Kay: lol
Deslack: fagina is sooooo likeee 9-yr olds
Deslack: ‘boys have penises, girls have vaginas’
Kay: but its the correct term!!
Kay: haha
Kay: bukan peepee and weewee ke?
Deslack: cerita ape eh? kindergarten cop?
Kay: hahaha ye ke??
Deslack: *shrug*
Deslack: yeah
Kay: on my what ***?
Kay: dig bick?
Deslack: big?
Kay: i think they use the word cock more than dick here
Kay: so yeah cig bock
Deslack: yah, cock more like it
Deslack: so, now jadi apa?
Kay: “He wrote, ‘Oh my God I want to duck both of you, I want to watch you dinger each other’s oussies and ******** on my cig bock, then ******* me. I want one of you ****** me and the other ******* ** my ****. I’m gonna give you both the best ******* ever. I want you right now, send me a naughty picture”
Deslack: i seriusly x tau apa b4 that
Kay: tu la
Kay: ni kalau ada roda impian pun belum tentu boleh jawab
Kay: OH!
Kay: straddle??
Deslack: tu la, imagine ‘em makcik2 mintak vowels
Deslack: YES!
Kay: hahahaha saya putar mohsin!!!
Deslack: my turn?
Kay: “He wrote, ‘Oh my God I want to duck both of you, I want to watch you dinger each other’s oussies and ptraddle on my cig dock, then ******* me. I want one of you ****** me and the other ******* ** my ****. I’m gonna give you both the best ******* ever. I want you right now, send me a naughty picture”
Kay: yes ur turn
Deslack: twallow
Kay: very niiice!
Deslack: that was easy. but u’re the genius just now.
Kay: “He wrote, ‘Oh my God I want to duck both of you, I want to watch you dinger each other’s oussies and ptraddle on my cig bock, then twallow me. I want one of you ****** me and the other ******* ** my ****. I’m gonna give you both the best ******* ever. I want you right now, send me a naughty picture”
Kay: heh, i know!
Deslack: your turn?
Kay: thinking
Kay: ni vague sikit
Deslack: tu la, me agree
Deslack: gondle macam x kena. that dude’s a guy.
Kay: hahah he’s also a chav
Kay: this is hard
Kay: lets do whichever we can first lah
Deslack: grrh
Kay: i think i know the last one
Kay: urgasms
Deslack: aite
Deslack: i’ll take 4 skaligus, after that
Deslack: micking pn my call
Kay: “He wrote, ‘Oh my God I want to duck both of you, I want to watch you dinger each other’s oussies and ptraddle on my cig bock, then twallow me. I want one of you ****** me and the other ******* ** my ****. I’m gonna give you both the best urgasms ever. I want you right now, send me a naughty picture”
Kay: HAHAHAHA YEAH!!!!
Deslack: but doesn’t sound right, the proper way to say it is in plurals
Kay: you genius!
Kay: unless he’s giving us a hint of his netherphysique?
Kay: haha ewww
Kay: maybe that what attracts them girls
Kay: singularity
Kay: :))
Deslack: i know the missing one
Deslack: songue
Deslack: …but still
Deslack: fuh
Kay: “He wrote, ‘Oh my God I want to duck both of you, I want to watch you dinger each other’s oussies and ptraddle on my cig bock, then twallow me. I want one of you songue me and the other micking pn my call. I’m gonna give you both the best urgasms ever. I want you right now, send me a naughty picture”
Kay: fantastic!
Deslack: even the most commited males to monogamy doesn’t have what he has.
Deslack: half a scrotum.
Deslack: yeah!
Deslack: gimme a hi-5!
Kay: hahahah! maybe that made him the sexual machine that he is
Kay: yeah hi 5 dude
Kay: two heads are better than one
Kay: no sexual innuendoes intended
Kay: hahaha
Deslack: prolly
Deslack: but i’m on the opinion that more is better.
Deslack: yeah
Deslack: always.
Deslack: none taken. now that u mentioned it, hahahahaha

It was fun.

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